In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)
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dogswithhatsnc asked:
Nick I made my partner watch Evangelion and they keep on making videos of young thug songs playing over important scenes this is my hell
babylonian answered:
send them to me
Those pictures of women in sports bras and shorts are for fitness goals. Yep. Hashtag fitness goals!
Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh
So did Eve and look where that got her
I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man.
Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.
Pokemon theory: this whole time, Hau has been blowing off the island trial to eat malasada. he has not fought any Kahunas.
overwhelmed by his newfound freedom after leaving home, much like college freshman, Hau is just fucking blazing it and eating all the fried food he can get while telling the people who care about him that he’s well on his way to completing his goals.
fuck yall with your “i want hickies and to nap with him and make out in the bath <3 relationship goals” posts. you know what i want? a smoothie and immediate death.